Bonnie

Care to arm wrestle?
You should probably think twice.
A misogynist piggy challenged
and was caught like like a vice.

Have you heard of them?
Mac and cheeseburgers, of course.
They're heaven, they're everything, they're God!
I want them for every meal, and every course!

Some might think she's affectionate
and they're right, joyful snugs :).
She'll let you know for a smiling while.
As she wraps you in those hugs.

You may be fortunate enough
to know a great chef too
and just like with Kevin,
with her food, I'd eat 'til death too!