A Parody of 6S (anecdote)

My company had a policy called 6S to keep the place tidy looking

*To the tune of Oompa Loompa*

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sort for you:
What will we do if you have a cluttered desk?
How will you pass the neatness test

…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to straighten out you:
What are all of these folders/cabinets without labels?
Why are these wires messy under the tables?

…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to make your desk shine too:
What is all of this dust and debris?
Why doesn’t the recycling have space that is free?

…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to standardize you:
Where can we find the necessary name plate?
Why aren’t posted documents up to date?

…I don’t like the look of it
...need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sustain you:
Where is your previous interest in 6S?
When did improvement opportunities get addressed?

…I don’t like the look of it
...need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to address safety with you:
What if we were in an emergency state?
How would one evac-u-ate?

…I don’t like the look of it
...need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo!