Gorror (poem)

Metal cages, muted rages,
bloody pages, silenced sages.

Fierce fiery folly.
Acidic slime volley.

Putrid pestilent puke.
Vomiting volume droop.

Ugly, sinful, crunching, painful,
destined, dismal, utter abysmal.

Chains electrified and barbed.
Sadistic seniors free of charge.

Hello! hello, hell owns hell owns.

Snap bones, crack teeth,
smatch hands, chomp feet.

Chaotic? Never, such is the reality of a worthy endeavor.

The Perfect Man (poem)

I am the perfect man,
and will obey your commands.
I'll show affection when I can,
and will never make demands.

Those covers are all yours.
May my hairy body keep you cuddled.
If you want, I'll get on all fours,
and drink from a puddle.

I'll kiss you: anytime, anywhere.
Because the perfect man shows
that you come first!
And I'll easily know,
if your day was the worst.

Oh my god! Are those new clogs?

smelled sincerely,
your loyal lovely dog.

Charlie and Vicky (poem, anecdote)

Charlie and Vicky

Love is elusive and mysterious,
felt differently by everyone,
Cupid's rather mischievous,
firing arrows just for fun.

This verse is for my next sister,
as well, of course, my brother,
may he be an excellent mister,
for such a beautiful lover.

A pair of musicians,
rock out to ukulele,
now shared ambitions,
soon conquered on the daily.

What's that? Video games?
She plays 'em... really well.
What else can I claim?
Yoga with the heat of hell!

In case you didn't realize,
he cooks up a storm,
so, I must emphasize,
these two push past the norm.

I could go on with verses varied,
and I will...
the day that they are married!